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Discussion and Miscellany
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Fanfiction
Gen
The Death of Spencer Reid by amichevole [PG-13]

Slash
Live and Die This Way [11/13] by just_jasper [FRM; Morgan/Reid]

Het
Something She Knows by savant [FRM; Rossi/Prentiss]
Who Gets the Friends? by mcgarrygirl78 [teen; Anderson/Gina]
Stay the Night by mcgarrygirl78 [teen; Rossi/Strauss]
Make Us Throw off Our Contentment and Beg for Something More by mcgarrygirl78 [teen; Prentiss/OMC]


Fanfic Searches:
MelanieNighting is looking for Reid PTSD stories, stories where Reid is good at sports and one specific model!Reid story
snuswoman is looking for Rossi/Reid D/s stories (top!Rossi preferred)
bubblesuds is looking for Reid het stories (Reid/JJ preferred)


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I'm not going to write this, but I've received a couple of nice email since the House wrap-up, probably owing to my proclivity for explaining around less-than-happy endings, and also my Hilson writing past, asking me to write one.

If I was going to write one, here's the ending I'd do -- I know all the other writers have thought of this one, but for those who don't think about such things, here you go.

I say Wilson doesn't have cancer. Never had cancer. Either House or Wilson made-up the whole thought. Who better to do that than a brilliant doctor and/or a cancer specialist?

Okay, end of thought.

Oh boy, here is another short, dumb fic based off of "Fifty Shades of Grey". I haven't actually READ Fifty Shades of Grey, but have been following a hilarious chapter by chapter review of it.

Salient facts:

- The main character, Ana, is in love with this kinky BDSM guy named Christian Grey.

- She is especially enthralled by "the sexy way his pajama pants hang off his hips" and mentions this constantly.

- Her favorite exclamation is "Oh, my."

- She refers to her vagina as "down there." (Seriously.) Confusingly, the anal region is also "down there." Since the books are one sex scene after another, these terms see a lot of use.

Okay, I think you're ready now. OR ARE YOOOOU?

Title: Bertie and the Conundrum of 'Down There'
Fandom: J&W and hilariously bad Twilight fanfic with the serial numbers filed off
Status: Complete.
Genre: Parody, or perhaps Trainwreck
Summary: Confused Bertie and a mistaken rendezvous
Rating: PG for dumb sex jokes
Words: A mere 1,406. WIPE YOUR BROW WITH RELIEF.

( Bertie and the Conundrum of Down There )

It's in slightly broken English, but here's someone reflecting on a Vatican scandal by reference to Bertie and Jeeves. It could not be resisted.